I Beat God At Tae Kwon Do Lyrics - Singles - Look What I Did

I had a dream i did compete in a heavenly contest 

my hands were brick and super-thick and I was quick and weightless 

my skill was sharpened pins and razor blades and it was pointless 

my foes had toes arrange w/ straw and they were barely balanced 

i was a freedom fighter freely fighting reeling lions 

they were a really lightning quick exciting boiling frying 

experience in lighting matches in a kitchen fire 

against my chest I felt this melting wax and I was happy 

my cock, painfully huge 

my foot, is better than yours 

you can't undress as fast as I can do it 

you do it w/ one foot I do it w/ 

(two) 

The mat was wet with holy sweat as i displayed my talent 

My hands and feet made godly meat available for sandwich 

The bread of hair and face displaced the chest and stomach salad 

I spread the mustard of his muscle puss across my palate 

I was unleashing on unleashings cost and being costly 

It was a really broad excuse for my impending failure 

The locker room was steaming food and tea for my abuses 

I'll make a GYRO shop of human stock and make a fortune