Elvis Lyrics - Singles - Longpigs

Crawled out of the park to eat her 

Took a stairwell, would I fall to please her? 

Just to tear this out of my belly forever 

Cause I'm still hooked to the light forever 

I can do it if you're there and it's only when you're there 

Bless them with the arrogant Brandos 

Leave your heart stitched in a hundred pieces 

If it's not wet then you shouldn't be doing it 

She's no bitch, she's far too rich 

And I can do it when you're there 

And it's only when you're there 

All these amazing frustrations 

Such a perfect celebration 

Hardly needs to be said a sensations 

Are as perfect as sturbation 

Hardly needs to be nailed as frustration 

Such a perfect celebration 

Hardly needs to be soiled 

You wash yourself 

You wash yourself 

And I wash myself 

You wash yourself 

End up in a young hair, curled round with a finger 

I can't excuse this, it's all fucked but if you're there 

I can screw it when she's here, I can rule the world six times over 

With my head burned out and my body on hold 

I can do it if you're there and it's only when she's there 

All these amazing frustrations 

Such a perfect celebration 

Hardly needs to be said 

All these amazing sensations 

Such a virgin celebration 

Never needs to be soiled 

You wash yourself 

You wash yourself 

And I wash myself 

You wash yourself 

The whole world joins the French foreign legion 

Get a new suit for the man who discovered Elvis 

Was so fat when he died and ascend to heaven 

I live here in my watered down Disney baby 

With ten million attic clad genius abort me, 'cos I have to compete 

And maybe one man will eventually spit on Mars 

Save us if you're there, only if she's there 

I can do it if you're there, I can do it when she's there 

You can screw when she's there 

You can screw when she's there 

All these amazing frustrations 

Such a perfect celebration 

Hardly needs to be said 

Ooh, these amazing frustrations 

Such a perfect celebration 

Hardly need to be said 

Ooh, these amazing frustrations 

You're a virgin celebration 

Hardly needs to be dead 

All these amazing frustration 

Such a perfect celebration 

Only needs to be said 

All these amazing sensations 

Such a perfect celebration 

Hardly needs to be said 

All these amazing frustration 

Such a perfect celebration 

Only needs to be said