Santa Diss Track Lyrics - Logan Paul

Oh, hi Mr. Claus 

It's me, Logan Paul! 

22 Christmases, ain't heard from you at all 

It's maybe cuz I'm naughty 

Or maybe cuz I'm nice 

Or maybe cuz I met Ms. Claus and hit her twice 

Sneaking down my chimney 

Homie, that's a crime 

Breaking in and entering 

You just crossed the line 

Got no milk and cookies here 

Boy, you ain't ready 

Got a two-ton sleigh 

Yeah, we call it the 'Yeti' (car engine) 

And, I heard that you from the North 

But, I'm from Ohio (fact) 

Christmas around corner 

Get your merch 

Link in bio 

(Uh, Logan Paul, you use your songs to promote your merch?) 

Yeah boy, I'm the Maverick 

Why, are your feelings hurt? 

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Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh 

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh 

Yes I do in church, ooh 

Yes, I put in work, Aye! 

Who's that Santa looking at? 

Take your gifts, and give 'em back! 

Maverick merch is where it's at 

Got the hoodie, got the hat 

Who's that Santa looking at? 

You should drink more milk, and fat 

You should get my new backpack 

Throw away that dirty sack 

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Did you come to mingle 

Or did you come to jingle? 

You know, I got that bling, oh yeah 

Jingle, lingle, dingle 

Hold on, your reindeer's on my roof, man 

You messing up my shingles 

The call me L.P, this my holiday single 

Did I mention, I was single? 

I'm addicted like a Pringle 

Yeah, I'm extra like some sprinkles 

Educated in bilingual 

Aye, we should pull that merch, ooh 

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh 

Yes I do in church, ooh 

Yes, I put in work, Aye! 

Who's that Santa looking at? 

Take your gifts, and give 'em back! 

Maverick merch is where it's at 

Got the hoodie, got the hat 

Who's that Santa looking at? 

You should drink more milk, and fat 

You should get my new backpack 

Throw away that dirty sack 

He sees you when you're sleeping 

Why are you creeping, in my room? 

He know's when you're awake 

Who invited this buffoon? 

Why you shaped like a balloon? 

Why your life be déjà vu? 

Why your gift be so fa-foo? 

Why your email still Yahoo!? 

And your elf's too 

Think I shit it too 

Let him live 

Why you play with little kids? 

Why you come around my crib? 

Why your beard look a squid? 

Why won't you let reindeer live!? (Why) 

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh 

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh 

Yes I do in church, ooh 

Yes, I put in work, Aye! 

Who's that Santa looking at? 

Take your gifts, and give 'em back! 

Maverick merch is where it's at 

Got the hoodie, got the hat 

Who's that Santa looking at? 

You should drink more milk, and fat 

You should get my new backpack 

Throw away that dirty sack 

Yeah 

I'm the new Santa Claus 

In fact, I'm Daddy 

Call me Daddy Paul 

Yeah 

Merry Christmas