Half-eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The Lyrics - Locust

Dear Mr. So and So 

Wait until it's over 

Nothing is King now 

and Nothing's getting older 

That jerk lives like 

a missle with 

his pecker (in) one hand and 

his pooper (in the) other 

What about the paperwork 

-bowels working overtime 

Feed the faxes apple dumplings 

-pay that fucker overtime 

hey there bossman 

-fickle fucker 

hey there bossman 

-fickle fucker buy me dinner