Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again Lyrics - Locust

What came first the chicken or the moron? 

I'd say the moron potty trained or not. 

I wipe your ass you scratch my back 

Go ahead and continue to 

think about your genitalia 

but before you speak, before you think, 

Hemorrhoid is a two lane highway 

americana memorabilia 

-homophobic hillbilly hieroglyphics 

ready the probe and ready the stove 

at the Branding center my cheesbro' 

Plus or minus three percent points 

(variance of ignorant humans) 

but I'd have to say that there are 

many more in retro sewage 

I wipe your ass you scratch my back