Mayonnaise And Malaise To Go Lyrics - Local H

Writing what you say and saying it all back to you 

Mayonnaise and malaise to go 

The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22 

Keep it at a pace... My life is like a crawl to me 

Catatonic face... I'm marking time randomly 

Mayonnaise and Malaise to go 

Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink 

They pay me by the hour and I don't even have to think 

Charismatic bore and I don't wanna work no more 

I'm gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door 

Mayonnaise and malaise to go 

It's really something to be twenty-nothing 

I feel my place is so secure 

A culture spot that I have got 

So glad to be unsure 

We've passed our prime in record time 

I never thought we'd fall so low 

We've come this far to sell your cars 

I want all my unease to go 

It's really something, to be twenty-nothing 

I feel my place is so secure 

A culture spot that I have got 

So glad to be unsure 

I've come to resent what I represent 

I'd like to smack that smile off your face 

But for my angst I must say thanks 

So good to be put in my place 

Mayonnaise and malaise to go 

Punk rock car 

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