Disgruntled Christmas Lyrics - Local H

And it's me, the man with no personality 

Burning down your Christmas tree 

Blowing up bombs in the shopping maul 

Mistletoe is going to fall 

Taking shots with the caroling crowd 

Stupid song sung way too loud 

And they're getting dumber all the time 

I really don't see why she'd spare your friends 

since I can't say that I care 

if I ever see them again 

You say shopping spree 

I say killing spree 

And I can think of Christmas past 

Like the Christmas before last 

Cousins, uncles, aunts 

And how can I forgot or care 

that all I get is Underwear 

I'd like to beat you on the head 

with that old Yule log 

Giving an ungrateful gift gives you a glow 

Something to burn away the freezing snow 

If you just let me 

and I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down 

I think Christmas really sucks 

I think Christmas really sucks 

I really don't see why she'd spare your friends 

cause I can't say that I care 

if I ever see them again 

You'll be sorry 

That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus 

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