You Can't Dance Lyrics - Radio - Ll Cool J

He boy, I've seen ya 

Think ya rockin' it on the floor 

You look like a moron! 

Who let you in the door? 

To put the question bluntly 

Maybe your feet's deformed 

They should slap you in the teeth 

When you put your dancing shoes on 

You can't dance! 

Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor? 

Homeboy, what's the use? 

Anytime you wanna step inside a party 

First think of an excuse 

You dance like a fat old lady 

Not sayin' that fat old ladies ain't nice 

But every time you try to get one move right 

The old lady done did it twice 

You can't dance! 

You big no dancin', disco disaster 

The worst I ever saw 

They should drop kick you in the neck 

And drag you off the floor 

In every discotheque, I see you there 

In the middle of the crowd 

Looking like you got eight or nine left 

Feet dragging all around 

You can't dance! 

Take my advice, don't move! 

You'll never get the knack 

If I danced like you I'd sneak out the party 

And wouldn't be coming back 

On the floor you're a dinosaur 

Yeah boy, that's how you move 

You look like Ralph Kramden or a Donald Duck cartoon 

You can't dance! 

You wanna come to my party? 

I wouldn't give you a chance 

You tried to take breakdance lessons 

Ended up in an ambulance 

Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold? 

You dance like you got arthritis already 

What'll happen when you get old? 

You can't dance! 

Yeah! Why are you so stiff? 

Is it something that your mother did? 

Maybe you grew up around "can't dance" people 

When you were a "can't dance" kid 

You live in a "can't dance" house 

Went out in a "can't dance" car 

Your doofy "can't dance" father 

Got drunk in a "can't dance" bar 

You take a "can't dance" bath 

Put on your "can't dance" cologne 

Go out to a "can't dance" party 

So you wouldn't have to "can't dance" all alone 

You can't dance 

You can't dance 

You can't dance 

You can't dance 

You can't dance 

Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron? 

You can't dance 

I'm tellin you, nah I'm just playin' 

You can't dance 

You can't dance 

You can't dance