Smokin' Dopin' Lyrics - Ll Cool J

Yeah, smokin', dopin', keep your ears open 

Put me on the flier and Im guaranteed to rope in 

Twenty-thousand people to the place that I play at 

And have 'em even sayin' how could someone say that? 

Theyre as good as the man who just saw 

Please give me some more of those hoopin' 

Scoopin', rhymes you be troopin' if you dont know 

The new dance, Patti Duke 'n clap your hands 

Stomp your feet, snap your fingers 

Im snatchin' airplay from all you, AIDS catchin' singers 

Its a special delivery on your front step 

My pictures on the cover and the rhymes are in effect 

'Cause I love to lay down joints for the playground 

And have you odn sayin', yknow, J sound 

Righteous, the brother did what he had to 

I didnt talk about this, so I had you 

Sleepin', breathin' sayin', yo, he aint keepin' 

His promise to astonish, from weekend to weekend 

But here it is, the jam of all jams 

And from this day forth MCs are gettin' slammed with the 

Uhh, aww yeah, uhh ahh 

Uhh, aww yeah, uhh ahh 

Uhh, aww yeah, uhh ahh 

Uhh, aww yeah 

Im the wise wizard of the microphone, swingin' it 

Heres a mean joint, all the hip-hoppers are singin' it 

Doin' a dance in tight bike pants 

So get up on it , hoe, youll only get one chance 

To work out, the soreness in your muscles 

Do your own thing, even the hustle 

MCs Ima torture, thats already known 

But while Im torturin' them, Ima leave you alone 

So you can bump, grind, and rub up against your partner 

And look wild like youre tryin' to get a part in a 

Dirty movie on the hip-hop tip 

Now tell me 

(Tell you what?) 

That brother, l aint tryin' to flip with the 

Uhh, aww yeah, uhh ahh 

Uhh, aww yeah, uhh ahh 

Uhh, aww yeah, uhh ahh 

Uhh, aww yeah 

Movin', groovin', admit that youve been 

Shocked and rocked and Im on top 

And its been proven, Im self-reliant, on stage Im defiant 

All those rumors are small things to a giant 

Im not a cool calm, collected type of brother 

Im kind of hype, thats why Im a good lover 

In bed Im energetic, kind of like a freight train 

Goin' so crazy I have the girlies sayin', "Wait, James" 

I do, damage use the beef to build a sandwich 

And when Im done, shell be sayin' 

How did you manage to make me feel pleasure from my toes 

To my head? On top of that, you ran laps around the bed 

So bust out the pumped up funk that Im revealin' 

And listen to it, while youre in your car wheelin' 

On on your Walkman as youre starin' at the ceilin' 

Or when you and your love is sex-appealin' to the 

Uhh, aww yeah, uhh ahh 

Uhh, aww yeah, uhh ahh 

Know what Im sayin'? 

Uhh, aww yeah, uhh ahh 

Its like a smooth joint 

You know what I mean? 

Uhh, aww yeah 

Real mellow, on the love tip, check it out 

Uhh, aww yeah, uhh ahh 

Uhh, aww yeah, uhh ahh 

Uhh, aww yeah, uhh ahh 

Uhh, aww yeah 

Marvelous