Mr. Good Bar Lyrics - Mama Said Knock You Out - Ll Cool J

Nah y'all nah y'all uh-uh 

I ain't disrespectin' though 

I'm just sayin' it happen to me 

It can happen to him 

How you doin'? 

What's your name? 

Uh, mm, ha ha 

Oh you're his girl 

Hello my name is Mr. Goodbar, I'm came to offer champagne 

Later on maybe I'll tell you my real name 

But for now sip your drink and be merry 

And be a nice girl and sing me a cherry 

Me, I'll have a Cowa-loo and milk 

'Cause champagne always stains my silk 

You got a man? That's somethin' we will talk about 

He's smart enough to have ya but dumb enough to let ya out 

I like ya friendly bag your alligator shoes 

Ya hairstyle and ya whole point of view 

The way you lick your lips and stare 

You tell me that's a habit hmm yeah 

Funny coated legs, with not one scar 

The stylish wardrobe is up the par 

Here's my number, call me in my car 

You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar 

So how long you been talkin' to him? 

Word, nah he's cool with me, he's cool with me 

Oh he loves you 

Honey open up a bottle of brandy 

Better yet have a piece of Cool J Candy 

And sweat the man with the master disaster 

Break ya like plaster-plan and 

The cards on the table and the deal is dealt 

Uh, I'm in the mood for a tuna milk 

And I can't make you, I sure wouldn't rape you 

Feelin' kinda mellow and I sure would 

Hate to leave the job half-done 

'Cause at a time like this you're the one 

That I'm lookin' for, callin' on the floor, woof 

I'm comin' back for more 

If the Mona Lisa's name was Teresa 

I'll get a piece-a of the Mona Lisa 

Then smoke a cigar 

You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar 

Yeah, so you be callin' on the request line 

Ha ha ha ha oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

Oh he's my man, word him too 

Yeah I like Bobby Brown, tell him he's cool but 

Don't be cruel 'cause you'll be on your own 

'Cause my [Incomprehensible] my microphone 

Come and get this ice-cream cone 

Or I'll deliver it when your daddy ain't home 

Grown and healthy that's how I like 'em 

Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs 

Hmm, Mr. Goodbar style 

You haven't met a guy like me in a while 

I jump out a cake, dance, play 

Shake I ant got nobody by Jake 

Smooth as Whitester extra dry Moetzer 

Don and I'll slip it in your mouth like a Bon-Bon 

You know what I'm sayin' baby? I'm Mr. Goodbar, yeah 

So you know next time uh your man is out 

Check [Incomprehensible], nah, nah he's cool 

But my girl oh I don't know 

Your man might be with her uh 

You know what I'm sayin'? 

But I'm with you, yeah Mr. Goodbar baby, uh 

May I say may I say that outfit you got on 

Slim, juicy lips so honey coated hmm 

Yo he never says that to you 

He never gives you compliments 

Yo he be givin' you flowers baby 

And tellin' you how much he cares for you 

Does he hold you and caress you and give you affection? 

I didn't think so