Bartender Please Lyrics - Authentic Hip-hop - Ll Cool J

It's L to the L and Cool to the J 

This is just how we funk today 

And when it's time for us to get 

Know what I mean? 

Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag) 

Feel me, feel me 

Got money, I don't care bout that 

I don't care about that 

Feel me, feel me 

Keep them ordinary chicks away 

Get up out my face 

Feel me, feel me 

Bring another hundred bottles a day 

Bartender please 

Feel me, feel me 

Like for real though 

All this fraudulent shinin' 

And imitation diamonds is damn near blinding 

Every time leave the country 

I gotta come back foreign just to remind ya 

Know they watchin' my moves but they never figure out exactly how I'm grindin' 

I needs rock to my ears 

They say the bands look at the finest 

No captains, funny 

Flashing this money like you taking something from me 

Girl gave me the eye, this dude's a dummy 

Don't play boy, I'll bag yo lil bunny 

Chain around my neck made the night look sunny 

Game so cold, your crew knows it's runny 

L's in the building, you know that kid 

'Cause 100 for yo nose, baby blow that quick 

Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag) 

Feel me, feel me 

Got money, I don't care bout that 

I don't care about that 

Feel me, feel me 

Keep them ordinary chicks away 

Get up out my face 

Feel me, feel me 

Bring another hundred bottles a day 

Bartender please 

Feel me, feel me 

Hold and grow, dipped in what 

Get a grip then flip, grip the dick, Heathcliff 

The giff, the gaff, the riff, the raff 

I'm slick with the bit when I pin it to 

I'm attracted swag or the crip Louie bags 

La di da and my Adidas 

Get out for shizzey, just say you never pissey 

You'll never as cool as me, cool, chill back 

Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag) 

Feel me, feel me 

Got money, I don't care bout that 

I don't care about that 

Feel me, feel me 

Keep them ordinary chicks away 

Get up out my face 

Feel me, feel me 

Bring another hundred bottles a day 

Bartender please 

Feel me, feel me 

Yea, this the same old script 

LL Jordan, white riders on tip 

Proving every rapper in the game can't spit 

You gon turn around and get yo forehead split 

Finish with the workout, I might blow the spliff 

Young girls talking bout - Hi, Mister Smith 

Quick baby, put the Maserati in 5th 

Brim on the 80 ave, lookin' all stiff 

LL, boy where you been? 

Without you in the game how the coach gon win? 

Call Snoop Dogg, it's time to go in 

Tell my man Bootsy bring the big mouths in 

Step on the parkay, you know I'm gon win 

It's tight balling, you can't defend 

If money is stacked up, Cool's locked in 

Y'all get the message, I ain't gotta press send 

Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag) 

Feel me, feel me 

Got money, I don't care bout that 

I don't care about that 

Feel me, feel me 

Keep them ordinary chicks away 

Get up out my face 

Feel me, feel me 

Bring another hundred bottles a day 

Bartender please 

Feel me, feel me 

LL Cool J 

Grab a big mouth and funk away 

LL Cool J 

Grab a big mouth and funk away 

LL Cool J 

Forget yo swag 

Forget yo swag 

You ain't got no swag, hell no 

L, baby kill to the J 

This is how we funk today 

Snoop Doggy Dogg, wuddup? 

Wuddup Snoop? 

L, move yo ass 

Stuck in that boys are now 

Yo Big Bootsy, what's happenin baby? 

Ball around the world, call big mouth girl 

How old is them people? 

LJ, I'm ridin daily 

Ride Sally, side 

Until the smoke comes out yo thighs 

LL's back on the lot 

What else? Let it rock 

L, are you ready to rock? 

I'm ready 

LL, are you ready to rock? 

Snoop I'm ready 

LL's back on the lot 

Ready to rock 

Are you ready? 

I'm ready, Bootsy, yeah 

Stuck in that boys are now 

You might need some gin & juice after this