Combo Platter Lyrics - Liz Phair

She said that it's probably a bad place to be 

But it's probably worse than Manhattan 

Looks like shit and it feels like America 

Looks like shit and it feels like America 

Take the train right up to the zoo 

Don't look back on what you've been through 

Cause everyone's got a Monday 

Looks like shit and it feels like America 

Looks like shit and it feels like America 

It's nice to be liked 

But it's better by far to get paid 

I know that most of the friends that I have 

Don't really see it that way 

But if you could give em each one wish 

How much do you want to bet 

They'd wish success for themselves and their friends 

And that would include lots of money 

I would surely include lots of money 

So if there are any of you little green elves 

Sitting out there today 

Step right up wish me old Irish luck 

But I also need shitloads of money 

And if there are any of you dirty rich old men 

Sitting up there in the shade 

Step right up I'm a (?) fuck 

But I'm gonna need shitloads of money 

I have got to have shitloads of money 

I have got to have shitloads of money 

(backwards part-"Johnny Sunshine", acoustic) 

(new music and lyrics fade in) 

You came over to my house 

Didn't even knock you just walked inside 

and when I didn't want to talk 

You said, "Oh, god, I know all the bullshit" 

Don't be so in love with yourself (x3) 

Cause I'm not 

Don't you know I'm not 

And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve 

Coming over here after all of the times that 

You've tried to pull the wool over my eyes 

and my ears and nose and mouth" 

Don't be so in love with yourself (x3) 

Cause I'm not 

Don't you know I'm not 

And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve 

After all, it wasn't me who left and now 

you're sleeping with that girl that you used 

to say that you have always hated" 

Don't be so in love with yourself (x3) 

Cause I'm not 

Don't you know I'm not