California Lyrics - Girlysound Tape 1 - Liz Phair

Okay, this guy walks into a bar 

No, I'm just, I'm just fuckin' with you, I'm kiddin' 

No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull 

And they're standin' on top of a hill 

And I tried to tell you before 

That that's why I left California 

So they're standing on top of this hill, right? 

And they're lookin' out over a pasture full of cows 

Whole fucking pasture 

And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes 

"I got this really good idea" 

And the old bull's like, "Yeah?" 

And I tried to tell you before 

That that's why I left California 

Yeah, he's like, "Yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea 

Let's run down that hill and fuck one of those cows" 

And the old bull just looks at him, you know, he's just lookin' at him 

He's like, "Look, I got a better idea" 

Young bull's like, "Oh, yeah, what's your fucking brilliant idea?" 

And the old bull goes 

And I tried to tell you before 

That that's why I left California 

The old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill 

And fuck all of those cows, dig?" 

You know, like he ain't been in town long or something 

I don't know 

And I tried to tell you before 

That that's why I left California