Shaniqua Lyrics - Singles - Little T & One Track Mike

Hello? 

Nah, nah 

She don't live here man 

I thought I told you 

I think you need to step off, alright? 

Moved into my apartment at the U-N-I-versity 

The only one who lives here is me 

So why the phone ring all day long? 

I got no friends except Mike and he's gone for the summer 

And I just want some peace and quiet 

Come to my room and it's a telephone riot 

Ring-aling-aling every time I take a step 

Can't sleep, can't eat, can't breathe 

Can't get my work done 'cause people keep callin' 

With the same damn question, "Hello is Shaniqua there?" 

"Nah Shaniqua moved out last year 

I think you have the wrong number, this is Little T" 

"You mean Shaniqua's brother?" 

"Man, can't you just leave me alone 

This ain't Shaniqua's house, this ain't her phone 

And don't call back again 'cause if you do 

You know the answer man" 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

"Is Shaniqua there?" "Hell no!" 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

"Is Shaniqua there?" "Hell no!" 

I wonder who Shaniqua is 

What she does and where she lives 

Is she a pothead with too many zits 

A movie star with inflatable tits? 

Does she take the train or drive in a car? 

Work in the office or down at the bar? 

How the hell should I know? 

She could be a bino for all I care 

"Hello, is Shaniqua there? 

"Yes, she is but she can't talk now 

She's busy milking our purple cow 

And talkin' to the Easter Bunny" 

"Man you think you're funny" 

Shut up Beavis, I told you six times before 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

"Is Shaniqua there?" "Hell no!" 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

"Is Shaniqua there?" "Hell no!" 

Check my machine on Friday, there were 22 messages 

Man, I can't win at this 

One said, "This here's for the kid livin' with Shaniqua 

You want that trick, you can keep her" 

Will this ever cease, so I can get some sleep? 

"Shaniqua moved out, leave your message at the beep" 

"Yo, Shaniqua, I love you, call me" 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

"Is Shaniqua there?" "Hell no!" 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

Shaniqua don't live here no more 

"Is Shaniqua there?" "Hell no!"