Gaston Lyrics - Little Shop Of Horrors

Gaston 

Who does she think she is? 

That girl has tangled with the wrong man! 

Lefou 

Darn right. 

Gaston 

No one says "no" to Gaston! 

Dismissed! Rejected! 

Publicly humiliated! 

Why, it's more than I can bear. 

Lefou 

More beer? 

Gaston 

What for? Nothing helps. 

I'm disgraced. 

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Lefou 

Who, you? Never! 

Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. 

Lefou 

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston 

Looking so down in the dumps 

Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston 

Even when taking your lumps 

There's no man in town as admired as you 

You're ev'ryone's favorite guy 

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you 

And it's not very hard to see why 

No one's slick as Gaston 

No one's quick as Gaston 

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's 

For there's no man in town half as manly 

Perfect, a pure paragon! 

You can ask any Tom, dick or Stanley 

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on 

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Lefou and chorus 

No one's been like Gaston 

A king pin like Gaston 

Lefou 

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston 

Gaston 

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! 

Lefou and chorus 

My what a guy, that Gaston! 

Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" 

Lefou 

Gaston is the best 

And the rest is all drips 

Chorus 

No one fights like Gaston 

Douses lights like Gaston 

Lefou 

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! 

Bimbettes 

For there's no one as burly and brawny 

Gaston 

As you see I've got biceps to spare 

Lefou 

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny 

Gaston 

That's right! 

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair 

Chorus 

No one hits like Gaston 

Matches wits like Gaston 

Lefou 

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston 

Gaston 

I'm especially good at expectorating! 

Ptoooie! 

Chorus 

Ten points for Gaston! 

Gaston 

When I was a lad 

I ate four dozen eggs 

Ev'ry morning to help me get large 

And now that I'm grown 

I eat five dozen eggs 

So I'm roughly the size of a barge! 

Chorus 

Oh, ahhh, wow! 

My what a guy, that Gaston! 

No one shoots like Gaston 

Makes those beauts like Gaston 

Lefou 

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston 

Gaston 

I use antlers in all of my decorating! 

Chorus 

My what a guy, Gaston!