Dentist! Lyrics - Singles - Little Shop Of Horrors

[SCRIVELLO] 

When I was young and just a bad little kid 

My momma noticed funny things I did 

Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun 

I'd poison guppies, and when I was done 

I'd find a pussy cat and bash its head 

That's when my momma said 

(What did she say?) 

She said "My boy, I think someday 

You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay" 

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You'll be a dentist 

(Be a dentist) 

You have a talent for causing things pain 

(Pain) 

Son, be a dentist 

(Son, be a dentist) 

People will pay you to be inhumane 

(Inhumane) 

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood 

And teaching would suit you still less 

Son, be a dentist you'll be a success 

[GIRLS] 

Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque! 

Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God 

He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good 

Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade? 

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[PATIENT] 

Oh, that hurts, wait, I'm not numb 

[SCRIVELLO] 

Ehh, shut up, open wide, here I come 

I am your dentist 

(Goodness Gracious) 

And I enjoy the career that I picked 

(Love it) 

I am your dentist 

(Fitting braces) 

And I get off on the pain I inflict 

(You really love it) 

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid 

(Ooh, bicuspid) 

It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted 

(Dentist) 

And though it may 'cause my patients distress 

(Distress) 

Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me 

I know that my momma's proud of me 

Oh, momma 

'Cause I'm a dentist and a success 

Say aah 

(Ahh) 

Say aah 

(Ahh) 

Say ahh 

(Ahh) 

Now spit