Be Our Guest Lyrics - Little Shop Of Horrors

LUMIERE 

Ma chere, Mademoiselle. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. 

And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents - your dinner! 

Be our guest! Be our guest! 

Put our service to the test 

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie 

And we'll provide the rest 

Soup du jour 

Hot hors d'oeuvres 

Why, we only live to serve 

Try the gray stuff 

It's delicious! 

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Don't believe me? Ask the dishes! 

They can sing, they can dance 

After all, Miss, this is France 

And a dinner here is never second best 

Go on, unfold your menu 

Take a glance and then you'll 

Be our guest 

Oui, our guest 

Be our guest! 

LUMIERE AND CHORUS 

Beef ragout 

Cheese souffle 

Pie and pudding "en flambe" 

LUMIERE 

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We'll prepare and serve with flair 

A culinary cabaret! 

You're alone 

And you're scared 

But the banquet's all prepared 

No one's gloomy or complaining 

While the flatware's entertaining 

We tell jokes! 

I do tricks 

With my fellow candlesticks 

CHORUS 

And it's all in perfect taste 

That you can bet 

Come on and lift your glass 

You've won your own free pass 

To be out guest 

LUMIERE 

If you're stressed 

It's fine dining we suggest 

CHORUS 

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! 

LUMIERE 

Life it so unnerving 

For a servant who's not serving 

He's not whole without a soul to wait upon 

Ahh those good old days when we were useful 

Suddenly those good old days are gone 

10 years we've been rusting 

Needing so much more than dusting 

Needing exercise, a chance to use our skill 

Most days we just lay around the castle 

Flabby, fat and lazy you walked in and oopsie daisy 

MRS. POTTS 

It's a guest! It's a guest! 

Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! 

Wine's been poured and thank the Lord 

I've had the napkins freshly pressed 

With dessert, she'll want tea 

And my dear that's fine with me 

While the cups do their soft-shoein' 

I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing 

I'll get warm, piping hot 

Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot? 

Clean it up! We want the company impressed 

CHORUS 

We've got a lot to do! 

MRS. POTTS 

Is it one lump or two? 

For you, our guest! 

CHORUS 

She's our guest! 

MRS. POTTS 

She's our guest! 

CHORUS 

She's our guest! 

Be our guest! Be our guest! 

Be our guest! 

CHORUS 

Be our guest! Be our guest! 

Our command is your request 

It's been years since we've had anybody here 

And we're obsessed 

With your meal, with your ease 

Yes, indeed, we aim to please 

While the candlelight's still glowing 

Let us help you, 

We'll keep going 

Course by course, one by one 

'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!" 

Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest 

Tonight you'll prop your feet up 

But for now, let's eat up 

Be our guest! Be our guest! 

Be our guest! 

Please, be our guest!