28 Butts Lyrics - The Stoop - Little Jackie

It's a typical day in the universe 

Another MC spits a puny verse 

I try to get through my day without saying a curse 

Because I curse too much and such and such (f**k) 

I try to improve my vocabulary 

I try to cut out eating meat and dairy 

I wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy 

Cause I lost my innocence 

I'm young and dumb and old and wise at the same time 

Cause I know Jesus was a rock star 

And it was Elvis who turned water into wine 

I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in the zoo 

I wanna own a llama 

I want less drama in my life 

I think I really wanna be a happy house-wife 

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I got 28 butts in the ashtray 

I gotta pace myself, I'm smoking like a chimney 

Another bottle of whiskey 

Has been emptied 

I know you wouldn't put it past me 

I really know how to party 

Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi 

28 butts in the ashtray because its just me 

Keeping myself company 

I think back all the days I was smoking carawhack 

It was really kinda like an addiction 

Non-fiction 

Just reading my days and nights away 

I used to pray to a funny little fat man 

Til I found out he was Santa Clause cause 

Saint Nick never brought shit 

And there I go cursing again 

I'm my only friend and I'm definitely my very worst enemy 

It kinda triggers a memory 

Let's bring it back to 83 when I 

Ate a watermelon, swallowed the seeds 

Suddenly there was a watermelon growing in my tummy 

I skipped a jump rope, every time I jumped up 

I heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine 

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I got 28 butts in the ashtray 

I gotta pace myself, I'm smoking like a chimney 

Another bottle of whiskey 

Has been emptied 

I know you wouldn't put it past me 

I really know how to party 

Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi 

28 butts in the ashtray because its just me 

Keeping myself company 

Hey Mama are you proud of me 

I applied for a job at MickeyD's 

I gotta do something with my life 

Because my idle time is eating me 

Like I'm a super-sized french fry 

Drenched in ketchup 

Frying over patch-up 

But I know I taste better than that 

Like they used to taste before they out-lawed trans-fat 

I got 28 butts in the ashtray 

I gotta pace myself, I'm smoking like a chimney 

Another bottle of whiskey 

Has been emptied 

I know you wouldn't put it past me 

I really know how to party 

Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi 

28 butts in the ashtray because its just me 

Keeping myself company