Fat Man In The Bathtub Lyrics - Waiting For Columbus - Little Feat

Spotcheck billy got down on his hands & knees 

He said hey momma, hey let me check your oil alright? 

She said no, no honey, not tonite, 

Comeback monday, well you comeback tuesday, then i might. 

I said juanita, my sweet juanita, what are you up to? 

My juanita. i said juanita, my sweet taquita, 

What are you up to? my juanita. 

Well, i dont want nobody who wont die for dance. 

Dont throw me no speed cars cause i die tryin. 

Throw me line, throw me a dime. 

Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues. 

I hear you moan, i hear you moan--moan 

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Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and started to run. 

Runnin down the street and yellin at the top of his lungs 

all i want in this life and time is some good clean fun, 

All i want in this life and time is some hit and run! 

I said juanita, my sweet juanita, what are you up to? 

My juanita. i said juanita, my sweet taquita, 

What are you up to? my juanita 

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Well i put my money in your meter baby so it wont run down, 

But you got me in a squeeze play on the cheesey side of town. 

Throw me line, now show me a sign. 

Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues 

I hear you moan, i hear you moan, yea