Left Pimpin Lyrics - Singles - Lisa "left Eye" Lopez

Ladies and Gentlemen! 

Yes my fine gentlemen friends 

Okay, we're gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics 

Called Left Pimping 

Everybody turn to Left Pimping 

Now as you can see 

It's located in a region near your man 

Called untitled space 

If it's your man 

Then why the hell is he chillin' in my ride (why) 

He told you he was faithful 

The nigga must have lied (precisely) 

The nigga must have tried 

Just to abide 

Your commitin' stride 

He put that shit aside 

When I spread that like fungus (lesson number one) 

If size came with age 

He's far from the youngest 

That brother's humongous 

Oh how the hell his tongue is (number two) 

Adoring cunnalingus 

How I run this ruckus (how I bring it like this) 

It's jammin' like Smuckers 

Fuck this 

Wonderin' why he ask for cash 

When holidays arrive 

But time is money 

And his pockets don't survive 

I'm quite the investment 

Hot and incandescent 

Cristal eporvesence (Y'all do Moet) 

Makes my smile go crescent 

I be big pimpin' 

Try to stop my intentions 

I think you're whipped 

Chorus: 

You be 

Trippin' trippin' trippin' 

On how your man be dippin' 

Stop slippin' slippin' 

Stay Left Pimpin' 

You'll be wishin' wishin' 

Lippin' lippin' lippin' 

Stop bitchin' bitchin' 

And do the Left Pimpin' 

Trippin' trippin' trippin' 

On how your man be dippin' 

Stop slippin' slippin' 

Stay Left Pimpin' 

You'll be wishin' wishin' 

Lippin' lippin' lippin' 

Stop bitchin' bitchin' 

And do the Left Pimp 

My pops said 

Once you give a chick 

All the dick you stuck 

So I give 'em half 

And try to stay one step up 

Now you gotta know that I carry 

My game tight 

I'm tryin' to meet ya, feed ya, 

Fuck ya the same night 

Beat it now the daylight 

Mean tongue want me to see what it taste like? 

I know you do 

But I'm a pimp first 

Watch what you ask for 

Half Hispanic chicks call me Cockerspaniel 

Samples ain't free (uh uh) 

Born Brett Pimp 

For some of this here 

You gots to pay me 

Don't' love y'all broads 

Let y'all tongue massage this dick 

Also balls 

Give you back shots and big 4-door cars 

Love how your head bob up and down like see-saws 

See Ma I want you to understand somethin' 

A man's compelled to be with more than 1 woman 

As long as I keep u cummin' you shouldn't complain 

You do you, I do me 

Simple and plain 

Fam mover 

Hit hard like Zab Juda 

Mack come on 

I wrote the script with Mack Jr. 

Chorus 

Did I forget to mention (listen up now) 

Don't mean to be bitchin' 

But I'm short of Benjamin 

If you a lame hoe 

Lend ya man 

So my regimen produces regiments 

Of many men 

Of many skins 

From Black, Caucasian, Hispanic, Asian kin 

If your body right, mind right 

Pockets can't be tight (write it down) 

Where you goin' tonight? 

Where the moon is bright 

Fly away hoe 

Take flight 

Outta sight 

'cause money on the side helps from outside 

Reside in the ride chauffer 

Well I'll drive 

With rims that be nice 

More Benz than rice 

System's too nice 

Them new purple headlights be too bright 

Engine of might 

That scream like a bitch 

About to lose they life 

All these things come about 

Due to the clout 

These niggas I scout 

Standin' strong and stout 

I bring out a spout 

'cause there's no drought 

When the loot flow out 

(Come on) 

(Yeah) 

(Huh) 

(Left pimpin') 

Chorus 

Now as we bring this class to a close 

There is one last thing that we must review everybody 

Alright, it's called the Left Pimp Dance 

Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your left foot in front 

Leeeeeean to the left 

And dip 

Come on y'all dip 

Do the Left Pimp 

Come on 

Everybody dip 

Do the Left Pimp 

Yeah yeah yeah 

Dip 

Do the Left Pimp 

Come on 

You ain't skippin' you ain't pimpin' 

Come on 

Do the left pimp 

Yeah 

You ain't kickin' you ain't pimpin' 

Get it up 

Do the left pimp