Is This Anyway To Fall In Love Lyrics - Linda Eder

It's just another Saturday night 

Livin' in the 90's 

With Mr. Almost, not Mr. Right 

Tell me... 

Where is the moonlight and 

Champagne and roses 

God knows it's the way love should be... 

Livin' in the 90's 

I've got you not quite under my skin 

Sorry, Mr. Porter 

And when we dance beguines 

Don't begin darling, 

You woo me with faxes, 

I shelter your taxes but 

Is this any way to fall in love? 

I go to lunch and schmooze with your ex 

Tense and superficial 

Two calm and cool emotional 

Wrecks brother... 

Significant other, I feel like your mother and 

Is this anyway to fall in love? 

My analyst said 

Girl you better get smart 

Chivalry's dead, so think with your head 

And not with your heart 

But somewhere deep down inside 

There's a feeling that can't be denied 

When push comes to shove 

Tell me what about love? 

Your lawyer sends me papers to sign 

Isn't it romantic? 

My lawyer warns me I should decline 

Tell me... 

Where is the moonlight and 

Champagne and roses 

Is this anyway to fall in love? 

My analyst stressed, "lady, this could take years" 

He says I'm depressed from having suppressed my innermost fears 

And so I pay him too much 

In an effort at feeling in touch 

It's all so complex 

And it's all about sex?! 

When did romance become de-class? 

Livin' in the 90's 

When did we make "I love you" pass? 

Tell me... 

Where is the moonlight and champagne and 

Roses, dear, 

Is this anyway to fall in love?