Don't Ask Me Why Lyrics - Linda Eder

There are those who manage such a charmed existence 

Lucky ladies who've been fortunate since birth 

All the major domos will know them 

And obligingly will show them 

Straight to the only table left on earth 

These are people for whom life is not a challenge 

They've got savior faire that oozes pedigree 

They're the women men will die for 

And millionaires will buy for 

But I fear these ladies aren't me... 

The cake life served me 

Is upside down 

The soup do jour I'm having spill 

On my best gown 

I get all wet 

Each time I surf the net, yet 

Baby, don't ask me why 

It always rains on me 

My one day off 

And my blind date turned into 

Boris Karloff 

It's like a curse 

I go from bad to worse but 

Baby, don't ask me why 

Funny... 

Down at the IRS 

I get the guy who never says...