Cookie Monster Parody Lyrics - Limp Bizkit

oh ho haha ho ho haha ho ho ho 

he came into this world as a muppet 

look into these eyes, you'll see that they are googley 

big bird in his nest and oscar in his can 

ernie is a guy, that lives with another man 

HEY 

kermit's on the scene, you know it ain't easy bein' green but 

I did it all for the cookie MMM the cookie MMM the cookie MMM 

and you can take that cookie and stick it in my yum stick it in my yum 

did it take so long why did we wait so long to give me cookie? hmmm? 

me got me cookie in my fur 

it is blue, make me purr 

me so hungry 

does elmo have me cookie? 

does gordon have me cookie? 

who has got me cookie? 

me just a sucker, with chocolate chip in my throat 

made a mistake, i should give them a break 

my heart'll ache, eat a cookie 

'cause I did it all for the cookie 

MMM the cookie MMM the cookie MMM the cookie MMM 

and I can take that cookie and stick it in my yum 

stick it in my yam stick it in my yum 

BARHLGARRRHLAYHEAMP YHERARMP aRGhh..