Nan Your A Window Shopper Lyrics - Lily Allen

The bottom 

feels so much better than the top! 

So much better! 

Nan you're a window shopper 

Taking a look but you never buy 

Nan you're a window shopper 

You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver 

Nan you're a window shopper 

Get on the bus cause you still can't drive 

Nan you're a window shopper 

Mad as fuck only just alive 

You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky 

You fumble for your glasses cause without 'em you can't see 

It's funny how I come around your house and I'm twenty 

And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me 

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I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label 

You've done your christmas shopping and we're only in April 

And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals 

You're covered all in cathair and you're stinking like strepsils 

You're headed down the bowls club, have another orange squash 

Balls are rollin', rollin', rollin' 

You can't walk right, cause things aren't what they were 

Your ankles are swollen, swollen, swollen 

Nan you're a window shopper 

Taking a look but you never buy 

Nan you're a window shopper 

You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver 

Nan you're a window shopper 

Get on the bus cause you still can't drive 

Nan you're a window shopper 

Mad as fuck only just alive 

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Walking down the post office to pick up your pension 

And then you're off to bingo, it's become an obsession 

So wary of the kids when they're wearing their hoods up 

And even if they smile at you you think it's a stick up 

You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons 

You're saving 50p but what do you want with tampons 

You're always at the doctor picking up you prescription 

And they throw in some KY just to ease up the friction 

You've got a leak in your colostomy bag 

Yeah, it's got a hole in, hole in, hole in 

On the weekend you're shopping with your trolley, It's sad 

how you're rollin', rollin', rollin' 

Nan you're a window shopper 

Taking a look but you never buy 

Nan you're a window shopper 

You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver 

Nan you're a window shopper 

Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive 

Nan you're a window shopper 

Mad as fuck only just alive