Shit Freestyle Lyrics - Lil Wayne

[Hook] 

Sorry for the wait nigga 

Glock forty for them fake niggas 

Throw a party every day nigga 

That's an ordinary day nigga 

Bad bitch in mi casa 

No mi casa is su casa 

My choppa go doom-da-da ay-ay-adda 

[Verse 1] 

Tunchi bitch on my Future shit 

I'm too legit I sleep on a crucifix 

I wake up cranky turn into a lunatic 

Then shoot my bitch and buy orange juice and grits 

Oozie clip I need another oozie clip 

I shoot to kill these pussy niggas shooting bricks 

I'm too for real your head just a souvenir 

She want to get it off her chest but her boobs too big 

I'm bumping Carter V on an Ipod 

My bitch mad as hell cause it ain't out yet 

She said "soon as these niggas hear your new shit they gon' have to give their styles back" 

I say "you too crazy" she said "you too humble" 

I say "you too baby" she said "you too sweet" 

Then I ask do she go both ways 

She said they so say love is a two way street 

I say ooh 

Talk dirty, talk dirty, dirty talk dirty to me 

Treat that girl like cuisine she gon' want to shoot scenes 

Put my dick in museum I gon' die on my feet 

Never knees in the dirt never dirt on my knees 

I'm just serving these fiends 

I sell birds to the bees I sell birds to the trees 

"Tune I heard you don't sleep" I'm allergic to dreams 

I don't twerk but I tweak for that purp for that pink 

Ya you see what I'm saying like you heard what I see 

I'm a verbal disease I'm allergic to me 

Been a turd on these streets since my curtains were sheets 

Chefs on these beats I'm just stiring the grease 

And bitch you in love when she working for me 

I personally get you murdered this week 

Like that blunt between my two fingers I'm at peace 

Word I smirk when I squeeze 

Trigger smart street smart I'm a nerd I'm a geek 

I'm absurd I'm unique 

Did my time at Cash Money time served and release 

But this agent ain't free word 

That's just word on these streets 

But that shit is old news that shit yester-week 

I'm just focused, focused on my expertise 

They like "Tunechi you good" I'm like Bob yes sire 

Don't, I mean don't, don't question me let me breath 

Dawg, big dawg, I cock back and shoot at your fleas 

Money long tree trunk, now stand under me catch these leaves 

I guarantee no guarantees but repeat what you heard you a dead parakeet 

This Tunechi bitch your bitch Tunechi's bitch 

I fuck her on the balcony we watch the moon eclipse 

We do the usual shit she gon' need lube for this 

Cause I'mma stick it in her maximus gluteus 

We at the top of the world she like the view and shit 

From up here everybody look the puniest 

The coke got her all exuberant 

She doing lines like a movie script 

But these are true events lord 

I'll kill a nigga right now, I'll put a nigga lights out 

Then put a nigga's body in an ice box 

With holes in his body like socks 

These niggas softer than, these niggas softer than nylon 

So keep my name out your mouth I hope it taste like [?] 

Looking up to the skyline 

Thinking to myself you only live twice slime 

And motherfuck you if you fight crime 

I'm from a place where the high crime rate [?] 

We put your ass on nigthtline 

I'm on the grass like a python 

These niggas looking at me 

These niggas looking at me sideways 

That's because they on the sideline but they never try mine 

Spinning like I'm sipping cyanide 

Why my bitch sipping Mai Tai but she [?] 

And I'm so sorry she said don't be sorry 

Then she said don't apologize for shit cause you the shit and we know the Carter V the shit 

Related 

Songs That Will Make You Cry Uncontrollably 

Watch Cardi B Joins James Corden For Carpool Karaoke 

Ariana Grande Adds Her Own Verse To "Last Christmas" 

[Hook] 

Photos