The Last Laff Lyrics - Lil' Rob

[DJ] 

FM 113.57 with today's up to date global news 

In news today, the infamous rapper Lil' Rob 

Presumed to be dead for the past two years 

Apparently has only been held down by jealous haters 

Lil' Rob releases a statement today stating 

"You can't keep a good man down, and I will have the last laugh" 

Haha 

[Lil' Rob] 

Aqui estoy, yo no me voy, lingolado 

Yo soy un malo, I be the vato that you follow 

You're barking up the wrong tree, swing swing like a chango 

Beat you like a bango, send you where the wrong go 

Al vando lado, but no one like my song go 

Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane 

No, it's Lil' Rob flying high, stimulating my brain 

Assimilate the fame, accumulate my feria 

Make sure I stay ahead of ya, look back and I'll laugh at ya 

'cause all you vatos swear you got some kind of steelo 

Simon you're pretty bad but you ain't bad like me though 

Latino, eyes like a chino from smoking weed though everywhere that we go 

They say "Oh man there he go, the vato wearing the shades and the long chivo" 

Guess who 

[Chorus] 

You pinche levas got me dying, dying of laughter 

You think it's funny, we'll see who's still laughing after 

You're not on the same page, not even the same chapter 

You shouldn't have been a rapper, you should have been an actor 

You pinche levas got me dying, dying of laughter 

You think it's funny, we'll see who's still laughing after 

You're not on the same page, not even the same chapter 

I'm gonna laugh last, I'll have the last laugh 

You heard a lot about you huh? 

Well was it good shit or bad shit? 

I bet you twenty bones that it was some bad shit 

But that doesn't even matter though 

'cause any publicity is good publicity, as long as they mention me 

I must be doing something right 

But they ain't doing nothing right, I'm making sure that I'm busting tight 

Now everybody wanna be 

Hey holmes you heard Lil' Rob's new jam? He's talking shit about me 

Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't flatter yourself 

Later on you're gonna look back at yourself, and be all mad at yourself 

For acting like a little girl, chavala 

Roll the fuck up, you try too much, you need to slow the fuck up 

Hold the fuck up, shut the fuck up 

Silence is golden like the Daytons that I'm rolling around the town that I'm patrolling 

The town I live in is lonely, it's lonely but I still won't cry 

It's just me, myself, and I 

[Chorus] 

I walk up on the scene with my white sneakers 

My big ass Levis, my big ass t-shirt and look around to see who I see 

The same fucking people who can't see me 

You can close your eyes, it's getting kind of rough 

You can open your eyes, they're still not wide enough 

To even catch a sneek peek or Peek A Boo of what the Lil' Rob is all about 

When I leave they all follow out 

Lil' Rob be the one of a kind 

With the one of a kind mind, most of the time I can't find mine 

You ask me how I'm doing and I still say that I'm fine 

Walking on that fine line, no time on my time line 

Who left the door open? Your time just ran out 

As for patience, well mine just ran out 

And I got nothing left to do but to sit back patiently 

To make sure you continue hating me 

[Chorus x2]