La Cantina (remix) Lyrics - Lil' Rob

What's up man 

Nah, last night was the bomb homey 

We got fucked up ay 

But I woke up with the biggest fuckin headache 

Hungover like a bitch 

I'm never drinkin again homeboy 

Ha, yeah right 

I usually wait til Sunday to have my menudo 

But it's Saturday and I woke up all crudo 

I think I had one too many shots of tequila 

Mira, I heard I made a toast to mi vida 

Left a big tip, mariachis took my grip 

And the sad thing about it is I don't remember shit 

Wait a minute, bartender can you pass me a lemon 

And a nice cold Tacate, thank you, simon 

Anyways, yesterday was the bomb all night long 

Getting drunk off my ass, bottoms up on the glass 

Presidente and Coke, 1800's no joke 

Had me feeling like I never felt before so pour some more 

Til I hit the floor or stumble out the door 

And when the bar closes, it's time to hit the liquor store 

Drinkin Tacates, or Cerveza Martina 

Taking shots of tequila while I'm la cantina 

[Chorus x2] 

Cerveza's in my hand 

And I don't give a damn 

Another shot of tequila 

Thank you very much seorita 

I said I wouldn't drink no more, but this can't be true 

'cause it's not even noon and I already had two 

One with my menudo, and one during the break 

Want me to promise that I won't drink, but that's a promise I can't make 

So suffering, hungover from the night before 

But the only way to fix it is to drink some more 

So did I? But of course what you think? 

I'm sitting at the bar from the beers that I won't drink 

You gotta be kidding me, the buzz is hitting me 

Got me feeling light-headed 

I'm headed to the park with the homey Spark 

But they had some besto there tambien 

A couple twelve-packs that they jacked 

I'm feelin like I can't win 

Everywhere I go there's alcohol til I fall 

It's 7 o'clock, but will I make it to last call 

Hey homey, you vatos gonna be here for a while? 

If so I'll see ya 

But if not you know where I'll be homey, at the cantina 

[Chorus x2] 

Back in the cantina, sippin my cerveza 

It's gonna be the same way as last night holmes, I bet ya 

Primos and friends from one night to the other end 

The wicked wicked wino, is getting drunk again 

Stumbling, I'm wasted and it shows 

And wouldn't be suprised if later on I'm throwing blows 

'cause that's the way it goes, and everybody knows 

But I'll just relax and go with the flow 

Bartender I'm ready for another shot and won't stop until I drop 

Or til somebody calls the cops 

My primo picked me up off the floor 

And said "I think you've a little bit too much to drink 

I don't think you should drink anymore" 

Drag me out, up the hill to mi caton 

The bar's a few minutes away but it took me a hour to get home 

I've learned my leason, rule number one of la cantina 

Don't mix cerveza with tequila 

[Chorus x2] 

You know every weekend I say I'm never gonna drink again 

But I'm always going back to the cantina with mi familia 

I got something to tell all of you 

Never mix cerveza with tequila 

I'm warning you 

I'm out