Aunt Dot Lyrics - The Notorious K.i.m. - Lil' Kim

My Aunt Dot 

Left a Glock and some blood on my sheets 

Told me clean the shit up, then she hit the streets 

Even though I'm her niece, she copped me a piece 

Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer 

What? She don't know I like my guns pretty? 

Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies 

I heard a knock at the door 

To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes 

Who are you? 

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Whattup? I'm Shanice, don't remember me? 

She called me by my government name, Kimberly 

Who sent you? 

My mom sent me; her name is Dottie 

She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie 

Hmmph, she was cute; and mad fly 

She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match 

Bvlgari hiking boots, with the mink bubblegoose 

And I could see she was admiring my Minski suit 

Then she handed me the note 

Here - read this 

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I just stared her up and down 

Cause I couldn't believe this - then I opened it 

It said, "Bitches is out to get you; 

Your so-called friends, put a bomb in your Benz 

I'm on a mission now to do some harm to your friends 

They know where you live, so evacuate the crib 

And oh, the little girl, that's your cousin Shanice 

Since I can't be with her, I need you to babysit her 

Besides; she looks up to you - you're her idol - 

And tomorrow is her first violin recital 

And she would be, more than happy if you could take her 

Peace, my number's on the back of the paper, hit me later." 

Damn. what went wrong? 

Can't we all just get along, and make hit songs? 

Bitches all up in my ass like a thong 

If this was a show, y'all hoes would get "gonged" 

Cause if it's on, then it's on, bring it on 

What the fuck you waitin for? C'mon, let's get it on 

What? What's takin you so long? I got plans for the future 

To bring back your head like Medusa 

Lil' Kim (repeat 2X) 

Girls be actin stink, and mad funny 

Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly 

Can't stand the pain then pop a "Humphrey" 

I know it hurts. (I'm killin y'all) 

Uhhh, we in the Range in this fucked up weather 

It's snowin and I'm tryin to put the whole shit together 

How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me 

And dress like me, and look like me 

And Nicole, it's like she lived in my house 

Askin me for money, day in - day out 

And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha 

She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha 

C'mon Shanice I'm takin you to my house in L. Conn 

(I wanna go with you!) Uhh, be quiet, and we'll get along fine 

C'mon please, I wanna be just like you 

600 Mercedes, and 380's in my doll babies 

Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and 

H-class rocks inside my Baby G Shock 

Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don't love them hoes! 

But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls 

Diamonds on my toes, X-and-O's 

Versace hottie in designer clothes 

Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus, then take 'em to Toys'R'Us 

Make em spend they cheese then kick 'em out and take the bus 

I'm the S-the-H-the-A-the-N-the-I-the-C-the-E 

But all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee 

What what? I like the green, know what I mean? 

Ever seen The Professional? (uh-huh) Well I can clean 

You know what? I like you; little big person 

But rule number one - no cursin 

Anyway, what you know about that? 

You too young for that, when I was your age 

I woulda got hung for that 

Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot 

So she could fill me in a little more about the plot 

Hmm. nine-one-seven, eight-five-eight, two-one-two-two 

"Hello?" Yo, what's the deal? 

Why these bitches buggin out; 

I mean, what's this all about? 

"See it's sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy 

They don't want you to win no more 

Soul Train they don't want you to attend no more 

And I guess that's why, they ain't your friends no more 

The other day, when I was comin out the grocery store 

I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door" 

For real? "Yup, then I choked the bitch out 

At least one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet 

Through her in my backseat 

Then I dumped her on a dead-end street 

The other two? Yeah they still linger 

But don't you lift a finger, I'mma get 'em 

So just pray I come home 

And when we hang up, get rid of your phone" 

Whoo! When Aunt Dot comes, oh brother 

It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after another 

Hmmph, she have you stressed, no wearin white, no sex 

And when she get vexed, you guess what happens next 

Cause them other two girls, that's still on the menu 

Is the reason why the story is to be continued.