How Can I Become A Bawlaa Lyrics - Lil Dicky

Ridin' round smoking weed wit ma foreign bitch 

Ridin' round smoking weed wit ma foreign bitch 

Ma window down, I'm riding to ma new shit (wish dat was me) 

Got ma new bitch, got ma, got ma new bitch (this dude a g!) 

Ion't camp off wit no j's they sell them hoes for free (what the fuck that mean?) 

Never payin for no pussy, fuck them hoes for free 

That's a fucking bawlaa 

How can I become a bawlaa? 

Verse 1: 

Mirror mirror on the wall 

How can dicky learn to ball 

I wish I was TIP and I could spit some shit with southern drawls 

I wish I could flip a brick and spit dat shit like Ricky Ross 

Holla at broads, at the mall 

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Spit about a mafuckan bitch up in da wip 

And getting lit up in the backseat 

Talkin shit about a dinner wit an athlete 

Fuck that, can't rap like the rest of these mafuckas 

Without all ma writtens being fact free 

Do y'all know how bad I wish I could 

But y'all would laugh if I spit hood 

So now ya man is making jams about some random 

Shit, when dudes is rappin bout they fuckin weaponry 

Homicidal tendencies 

The only dough that I can boast about is seeded sesame 

I'm jealous B. 

Cuz errbody in the game get to say they kill 

Errbody in the game get to say steal 

Errbody in the game sayin words like trill 

Really wish that I could make that hit 

Fake that shit 

Without coming off all gay n shit 

Photos 

Cuz if I coulda rapped like wayne 

Then I'd prolly be sayin a lot of the crazy shit like 

I'mma kill you pussy ass bitches wit the chopper 

Now make that pussy pop off... and this shit would sound proper 

Ridin' round smoking weed wit ma foreign bitch 

Ridin' round smoking weed wit ma foreign bitch 

Ma window down, I'm riding to ma new shit (wish dat was me) 

Got ma new bitch, got ma, got ma new bitch (this dude a g!) 

Ion't camp off wit no j's they sell them hoes for free (what the fuck that mean?) 

Never payin for no pussy, fuck them hoes for free 

That's a fucking bawlaa 

How can I become a bawlaa? 

Verse 2 - 

Here we go 

Here's a flow 

Bout some shit I really know 

I'mma spit it raw and swag it up as if I'm really cold 

Ma cheerios is honey nut 

Gear at most a hunned bucks 

PS I Love You is on the TV dicky tearin up 

Go up to the bathroom, I have to 

Ma dentist say I gotta make an effort now it's time to floss 

Hollat ma dog, and I call the mafucka to me and 

Get a leash and take him out to walk 

Roll around the ave 

I put his shit up in a bag 

And then a wip pull up, the windows down, this bitch look out and asking 

How she get back on the high way 

Told dat bitch to drive straight 

And take a left on honeycut 

But stay up in the right lane 

Cuz it come up kinda quick 

You see what the fuck I'm sayin, 

Other people get to rap about like 

Home cooked crack, and like jail n shit 

And I gotta spit a lotta shit about a muthafuckin 

Kid up in a crib that's got the central air 

It's not fair 

No one cares 

Real talk I just wanna braid ma hair 

And rap about whatever bruh 

Money hoes etcetera 

Instead of bein clever every measure but I'm never gonn be 

Ridin' round smoking weed wit ma foreign bitch 

Ridin' round smoking weed wit ma foreign bitch 

Ma window down, I'm riding to ma new shit (wish dat was me) 

Got ma new bitch, got ma, got ma new bitch (this dude a g!) 

Ion't camp off wit no j's they sell them hoes for free (what the fuck that mean?) 

Never payin for no pussy, fuck them hoes for free 

That's a fucking bawlaa 

How can I become a bawlaa?