Faculty Of Tears Lyrics - Life Is Sweet! Nice To Meet You - Lightspeed Champion

She was born on a Monday night 

In my head, for my eyes 

In a theorem of Pythagoras 

Oh, oh, ho 

Fall asleep on the train 

Mr. J, he rots your brain 

You're not fun lest you pick up the pace 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 

Another cold night down on the Mare 

Kissin' boys and pretending to care 

Oh, it's the faculty of fears 

It's the faculty of fears 

And if your heart's screaming, "Take me home" 

Then hail a cab and please turn off your phone 

Oh, it's the faculty of fears 

It's the faculty of fears 

Drop your scarf in the mud 

Slacker Jack and coffee mugs 

Is your dorm room a romantic place? 

Oh, tell me, is it? 

All the hits and your favorite songs 

Through your ears and down your sarong 

If he's evil then why does he kiss? 

Another cold night down on the Mare 

Kissin' boys and pretending to care 

Oh, it's the faculty of fears 

It's the faculty of fears 

And if your heart's screaming, "Take me home" 

Then hail a cab and please turn off your phone 

Oh, it's the faculty of fears 

It's the faculty of fears 

Don't you feel better staying on your own? 

Sometimes it's better in your slutty crone 

Listen to Lucia, a favored friend 

Pamela, sing for me 

Another cold night down on the Mare 

Kissin' boys and pretending to care 

Oh, it's the faculty of fear 

It's the faculty of fears 

And if your heart's screaming, "Take me home" 

Then hail a cab and turn off your phone 

Oh, it's the faculty of fears 

It's the faculty of fears 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh