What Am I? Lyrics - Waving At The Astronauts - Lifeguards

I woke up this morning 

just to see what I'd become 

oh what am I 

oh what am I 

looked up at my reflection 

told it 'get off of my thumb' 

oh what am I 

"Hi, I'm a fly" 

"A big, nasty hairy fucker" 

"wiping shit off my legs right now" 

"Well the initial shock won't last long" said the doctor 

as he looked me in the eyes 

and the ensuing disgust with everything 

and self loathing will just be part of your new disguise 

what am I... 

what am I? 

what am I? 

what am I? 

I walked into space or maybe well, well, well below 

saw into the past, when life was but a gas 

waving at the astronauts 

I was cracking my meat, taking the heat 

they said, "be all you can be" 

and exactly what is that? 

what am I? 

I'm a racehorse on a golf course 

I'm a priest with a love ranch 

can tighten the harness 

snug as a wig worm 

quick as a whistle 

soft as a pom-pom 

I don't know 

you know life is what you build 

in how much time that you can cram 

point me in the right direction 

tell me what I am 

what am I? 

ooo what am I? 

what am I? 

what am I? 

what am I? 

what am I? 

ooooo what am I? 

what am I? 

yeah! what am I? 

hey! what am I? 

what am I! (repeated until end)