Son Of Dick Lyrics - Pez Collection - Less Than Jake

Well, it's Dick's son that has his CD's in neat lines 

And a dad that reads every sign and says, "I only drive 62.5" 

Well, I don't really mind his coordinated closet or his folded clothes 

But who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes? 

Well, why's everybody sweating me, because I go to Dairy Queen 

Why's everybody sweating me, because I'm the son of Dick Ramsbee 

His dad boils water by time and measures sugar by the line 

And tours the country in a Winnebago 

And his dad is an anal guy and has a roommate stalked by the FBI 

Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa? 

Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa 

I'm the son of Dick Ramsbee