Bridge And Tunnel Authority Lyrics - Less Than Jake

i remember every bridge i ever jumped off blindly 

And all my boring stories keep reminding me 

'cause in all honesty i used to be an authority 

on irony and remembering my broken dreams and everything that used to be around 

and it's not so complicated to explaine why these feelings faded 

please pass some sanity, saint of mediocrity and keep me out of my sobriety 14 and 23, 

bridge and tunnel authority will keep me out of my sobriety 

I say we just celebrate (I say we just celebrate) 

And all my past mistakes and all my too little to lates 

'cause in all honesty i used to be an authority 

on irony and remembering my broken dreams and everything that used to be around 

And did i ever mention that i've lost al my best intentions 

please pass some sanity, saint of mediocrity and keep me out of my sobriety 14 and 23, 

bridge and tunnel authority will keep me out of my sobriety