Run, Harry, Run! Lyrics - Lemon Demon

Harry Potter spent his Summers waiting for the Fall 

He'd count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts' distant call 

The Dursley's, Harry's relatives, were wretched as can be-a 

He prayed each night to Satan that they'd die from gonhorrea 

But one day he recieved a note that Hogwarts had burned down 

"Oh no!" he cried, and quickly donned a disappointed frown 

He trashed his room and tore his books, and then went for his trunk 

But Dumbledore popped out and bellowed, "Harry! You've been PUNK'D!" 

Harry stared in disbelief at Dumbledore's old smirk 

He knew it was joke, but he got pissed and went berserk 

He threw the old man to the ground and punched him in the beard 

He pinned him down with all his weight, and that's when it got weird 

Dumbledore was smiling as young Harry sat on top 

He made a funny noise and ordered Harry not to stop 

But Harry got freaked out and threw a large book at his head 

And Dumbledore stopped moving, it seemed Dumbledore was dead