Hyakugojyuuichi Lyrics - Lemon Demon

NEIL: 

Hey you, sit down and listen 

Don't be flippant and don't be dismissin' 

Think you're a Flash encyclopedia? 

Eating breathing Macromedia 

Think you're cool sayin' "All Your Base"? 

Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face 

You gotta be kidding me with that crap 

Animutation's where it's at 

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree 

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 

From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee 

Just take it from me, MC NC 

You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane 

I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? 

You're an idiot if you disagree 

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 

If you got the time, go grab a pen 

and watch that thing again and again 

Try to figure it out, what does it mean? 

What's the significance of Mr. Bean? 

Does anybody know? Are there any takers? 

What's up with all the broken pacemakers? 

The world is full of speculation 

But nobody cracks this Animutation 

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree 

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 

You're an idiot if you disagree 

Just take it from MC NC 

You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane 

I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? 

From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee 

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 

AARON: 

Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance 

Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance 

Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife 

Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life 

Your name is Bob, you're my heart-throb 

I lost my job when I got fired 

by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch, 

he smelled like an orangutan's old apartment 

Found a hobo in my room, what do I do? 

He looks dead, he's full of lead, 

bleeding red onto my bedspread, 

and he also seems to be missing his head 

Why am I holding this gun and axe? 

Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? 

Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, 

Or will he just keep on telling me to kill? 

NEIL: 

Hey, don't you gimme that look 

You never had what it took 

I took the beef and I beefed it up 

You sat and whined while I took the cup 

of gold, you are getting old 

When you see this face you better fold 

Take this mop and shove it, boy 

'cause it's the only way you'll be employed 

I am known as the Beef Bastard 

Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master 

I am known as the Beef Bastard 

Everyone else is a walking disaster 

I am known as the Beef Bastard 

Think you're fast? Well I know I'm faster! 

I am known as the Beef Bastard 

Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master 

SHMORKY: 

Weeeell I'm Shmorky! Eatin' PORKY! 

Whitey rap sure sounds dorky! 

Got a girl... She's a DOUBLE D! 

I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee! 

I eat paste all damn day 

I was in a Shakespear play 

I sit down on a lazy suzan 

Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN! 

Bong Bong Bing Bing 

I get payed to play with my thing! 

I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN 

ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno's CHIN! 

Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon 

Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU! 

And I can't think of anymore to say 

NEIL: 

TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO 

FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM 

IT'S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE 

GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I'LL PLAY THE GUITAR 

AARON: 

one-fifty-one Pokemon on the run 

Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun 

and a veggie burger with tsukemono 

Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono 

To the afterlife to visit Barney Feif 

And to see Pero's screenshotz of his wife 

named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress, 

saying "Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu." 

Do the Mario! isty-bitsy hockey 

Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey 

Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie 

Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky 

Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two, 

I need tea for two how about you, 

Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor? 

It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser 

ZANDER: 

Props to Neil, he's the real deal 

His friends all call him Mr. Popiel 

He's the computer geek who doesn't shower for a week 

His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC! 

He singlehandedly changed the face of the net 

He's an online semi-celebrity you won't forget 

He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder 

His seizure inducing flag says "Mr. Gahbunga" 

TOXIC: 

Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble! 

(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!! 

NEIL: 

TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO 

FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM 

IT'S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE 

GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I'LL PLAY THE GUITAR 

There you have it, that's the game 

151 we can all be the same 

I'm sure that it's been appetizing 

with all the subliminal advertizing 

this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation 

in formation raise their hands in dedication 

to the crazy flashing psychopathic happy dancing super magic 

power mega ultra kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi 

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree 

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 

From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee 

Just take it from me, MC NC 

You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane 

I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? 

You're an idiot if you disagree 

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi