Security Check Lyrics - Permanent Midnight - Left Boy

I gotta catch this flight 

But I'm faded from drinking that goose 

I told my mom and my girl that I'd be there 

And they told me they'd be there, too 

My flight's on time, alright, fuck this line 

Imma cut this shit, like I cut that vine 

Ill, I'm still 

Moving through the line with ninja skill 

Makin' sure that I ain't got no pills 

What do you want man, what's your deal? 

Step back, pull your pants up 

Spread your legs like this, put your hands up 

It's okay if you touch my dick 

'cus this is the security check 

Homegirl, spread those cheeks 

till I can see what you ate last week 

I better not find some shit 

'cus this is the security check 

I gotta find gate D9 

It looks like I'll be fine 

Till I figured out that 

I queued in the wrong line 

Fuck, so I gotta go back 

But the terminal's packed 

And I'm about to have a panic attack 

Put me in a wheelchair 

get me to the gate now 

'cus I need to be there 

If I'm not in the air 

In about T minus 15 

Imma have to go and hijack the machine 

Step back, pull your pants up 

Spread your legs like this, put your hands up 

It's okay if you touch my dick 

'cus this is the security check 

Homegirl, spread those cheeks 

till I can see what you ate last week 

I better not find some shit 

'cus this is the security check 

Look Mom, I'm alright 

but I don't think Imma make it home tonight 

They got me locked up tight 

sitting in a cell with two Arabic guys 

No, Mom, it's cool 

A dude like me is always gonna get through 

Rich, white, jew, I hit 'em with the Hebrew 

Mazel tov to you! 

Shout out to Nexxus, tell him the Lexus 

is up front when the publishing check comes 

And he can go buy some shit 

'cus this is the security check 

'bout to be a classic 

Let me see that ass 

on the dance floor spastic 

Step on the gas bitch 

and then park that shit 

'cus this is a security check