Oh, she's on the table, gather 'round
Oh, she's really moving, look who's laughing now
I swear that boy is looking up her skirt
And right now it's just a party, but in an hour it's gonna hurt
And I've had my chances, you've had yours
I guess that's why you climb up there
And I'm down here watching from the floor
But what I think is, baby, you don't care, no, you don't care
One of us better be wrong, I hope it's you
One of us gonna go down and I hope it's you
One of us gonna end up in a hostile room
And I hope it's you, yeah, I hope it's you
Money's coming steady and it's flowing in
But the one thing he's not asking, is where it's been
I swear somebody's bleeding for his fancy cars
And he's too busy driving to see the stains on his credit card
And I've had my chances, you've had yours
I guess that's why you climb up there
And I'm down here watching from the floor
But what I think is, baby, you don't care, no, you don't care
One of us better be wrong and I hope it's you
One of us gonna go down and I hope it's you
One of us gonna end up in a hostile room
And I hope it's you, yeah, I hope it's you
You run into the bathroom
But your girlfriend's purse is empty
You swear you're not a booster
But you're freaking 'cause you left it
And we know you're going anyway
Children running crazy through the grocery store
And mama's little helper just makes her head feel sore
And daddy's in the bedroom with his new best friend
And I know life isn't perfect but that's just too hard to comprehend
And I've had my chances, you've had yours
I guess that's why you climb up there
And I'm down here watching from the floor
What I think is, baby, you don't care, no, you don't care
One of us better be wrong, I hope it's you
One of us gonna go down and I hope it's you
One of us gonna end up in a hostile room
And I hope it's you, yeah, I hope it's you
One of us better be wrong
One of us gonna go down
One of us gonna end up