Magic Stick Lyrics - Singles - Lauren Hoffman

It was early in the evening 

About ten o'clock I think 

When you said 'barkeep, get the lady a drink' 

You sidled up beside me and said 'that's a nice dress 

It would look great lying next to my bed!' 

Then you handed me a quarter 

You pointed to the phone 

Said, 'call your boyfriend, tell him you ain't coming home' 

Then you felt it in your cheekbone 

As it turned a pretty pink 

Barkeep whispered, 'man, that's gotta sting!' 

No way I'm not falling, not falling for this 

So put away, put away, put away your magic stick . . . 

You could take me to bermuda 

You could take me skiing in the snow 

You could take me any where I wanna go 

You could spend a lot of money 

But I wouldn't be impressed 

And in the end you'd have to tell your friends I said 

No way I'm not falling, not falling for this 

So put away, put away, put away your magic stick 

No way I'm not falling, not falling for this 

So put away, put away, put away your magic stick