Dainty June And Her Farmboys Lyrics - Gypsy - 2008 Original Broadway Cast - Laura Benanti

Farmboys 

extra! Extra! 

hey, look at 

The headline 

historical news 

Is being made 

Extra! Extra! 

they're drawing 

A red line 

around the biggest scoop 

Of the decade 

a barrel of charm 

a fabulous thrill 

the biggest little headline 

In vaudeville 

presenting 

in person 

that 5' 2" 

Bundle of dynamite 

dainty... June 

(: drum roll:) 

June 

Hello, everybody! 

My name is June! 

What's yours? 

(: music playing:) 

I have a moo cow 

a new cow, 

A true cow 

named Caroline 

Louise 

moo, moo, moo, moo 

June 

she's an extra-special 

friend of mine 

Louise 

moo, moo, moo, moo 

June 

I like everything 

about her fine 

Louise 

moo, moo, 

Moo, moo 

June 

she likes to moo in 

The moonlight 

when the moody moon 

Appears 

and when she moos in 

The moonlight 

gosh, it's moosic 

To my ears 

she's so moosical 

she loves a man cow, 

A tan cow 

who can cow her 

With a glance 

Louise 

moo, moo, 

Moo, moo 

June 

when he winks at her 

she starts to dance 

Louise 

moo, moo, moo, moo 

June 

it's what grown-ups call 

A real romance 

Louise 

moo, moo, moo, moo 

June 

but if we moooved 

To the city 

or we settled 

By the shore 

she'd make the mooove 

'cause she 

Loves me more 

(: music ends:) 

Woman 

Thank you very much. 

That's all. 

Rose 

But we have a great finish. 

Woman 

I'm sure, 

But mr. Grantziger-- 

Rose 

Ah... hit it! 

(: music playing:) 

Farmboys 

broadway 

broadway 

we miss it so 

we're leaving soon 

And taking June 

to star her in a show 

bright lights 

white lights 

rhythm and romance 

the train is late, 

So while we wait 

we're gonna do 

A little dance 

June 

Broadway 

Broadway 

how great you are 

I'll leave the farm 

With all its charm 

to be a Broadway star 

bright lights 

white lights 

where the neons glow 

my bag is packed, 

I've got my act 

so all aboard, 

C'mon, let's go 

Farmboys 

Let's go 

(: train whistle blowing:) 

June 

Wait! 

Stop the train. 

Stop the music. 

Stop everything! 

I can't go to Broadway 

With you. 

Farboy 

Why not, dainty June? 

June 

Because... 

I'm staying here 

With Caroline, my favorite cow! 

Farmboys 

Yay! 

Yay! 

(: playing the stars 

And stripes forever:) 

(: music ends:)