Twisted Christmas Carols Lyrics - Singles - Larry The Cable Guy

These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and thanks for comin so: 

Get a job you bum bum bum 

Money dont grow on trees you bum bum bum. 

Silent farts 

Deadly farts 

All was calm 

Not fer long 

Oh come on illegal foreigners 

Come and get dem green cards 

And learn some damn english 

And den how to drive 

I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car 

I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car 

I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car 

So I dont have to hear her 

Bitch 

Blue balls 

Blue balls 

Its dollar night at the titty club 

See them dance, on my pants 

Soon it will be bathroom time 

You better watch out, I think shes a guy 

I aint quite sure but somethin aint right 

Hilary Clinton's comin to town 

Donny the Retard had an eight pound water head 

He was five-foot three 

And he said to me 

My name's Donny 

The first queer Santa Claus 

Wore red-leather chaps 

And a pair of white shorty-shorts that had a hole in the back 

I pissed my pants 

The toilet was just too far 

I drunk too much damn beer 

I tried to hold it in 

But my bladder just gave in 

And i pissed right through my drawers 

Right through my Wrangler drawers 

I pissed, I pissed my Wrangler drawers 

Git r dun everybody! Thanks a lot! come back and see me again Thank you!