Badtimes Lyrics - Singles - Laika

If you receive an e-mail with a subject of "badtimes", 

Delete it immediately 

Without reading it. this is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet. 

It will re-write your hard drive. not only that, but it will 

Scramble any 

Disks that are even close to your computer. it will recalibrate 

Your 

Refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts. it 

Will 

Demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the 

Tracking on 

Your vcr and use subspace field harmonics to render any cds you 

Try to play 

Unreadable. 

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It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. it 

Will mix 

Antifreeze into your fishtank. it will drink all your beer and 

Leave its 

Socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. 

It will put 

A dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit and hide your 

Car keys 

When you are late for work. 

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. it will give 

You 

Nightmares about circus midgets. it will pour sugar in your gas 

Tank and 

Shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current 

Boy/girlfriend behind 

Your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your visa 

Card. 

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It will seduce your grandmother. it does not matter if she is 

Dead, such is 

The power of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully 

Those things 

We hold most dear. 

It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find 

It. it will 

Kick your dog. it will leave libidinous messages on your boss's 

Voice mail 

In your voice! 

It is insidious and subtle. it is dangerous and terrifying to 

Behold. it is 

Also a rather interesting shade of mauve. 

Badtimes will give you dutch elm disease. it will leave the 

Toilet seat up. 

It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub and then 

Leave bacon 

Cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase high school kids 

With your