Razor Burn Lyrics - Hoss - Lagwagon

She broke up with me, two days later 

I think she met her Don Juan in, Italy 

She has a new man, I have a new mustache 

Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man 

And everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter 

To walk the earth alone, I'll never shave again 

On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously 

I dressed in black like Johnny Cash, and grew this beard of shame 

I've heard it said she looks a lot like, Sherilyn Fenn 

And sometimes I'm mistaken for, Billy Gibbons 

Look like a wise man, but I'm an idiot 

It's over, she left me, and she will soon forget me 

She found out I was lame, I grew a beard of shame 

Come all be faithful, joyful and triumphant 

I am a new man, I have a beard of shame