Lag Wagon Lyrics - Lagwagon

He doesn't know what he's gonna say, 

Put in the unit to deplete Ozone Layers, 

Unemployment is my scene, 

Brain dead - the fumes I breath, 

Put in the unit to deplete Ozone Layers, 

Carp fucking sucks, 

Too dumb to care, 

The S.B-Goleta connection, 

Feelin' like a champion, 

All aboard the lagwagon, 

It's fast enough for me, 

Slow, 

Me, 

And, 

My, 

Friends, 

On the Couch, 

Give me a sofa, and some snacks 

The idiot box-that T.V trash 

The V.C.R, some stupid films, 

The remote control, 

Fuck the bills, 

There's no point in a job, 

The pay just sucks if you're a slob, 

I'm not lying, 

I'm lazy, 

And all my friends are just like me, 

Garga jibs and metal riffs 

Beer bongs and bong hits 

I fucking hate that scene 

Santa Barbara boredom 

Goleta-postmortem 

Small town minds, 

Can you relate to me? 

All aboard the lag wagon (repeat 9 times) 

Laggin'! 

Can you please slow down, please? 

Stop! 

Can you please slow this thing down, please? 

Stop! 

Can you please slow this down? 

Stop!