The Broom Lyrics - Singles - Lady Sovereign

[Talk:] 

Ok, then, this is somethin' that happened to me, yeah... and heres a little bit of advice: be careful what you drink and who your drinking with. 

Trust me... ye. 

Just hear this one yeah...hahaha. 

YOU FOOL! 

[Chorus] 

If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up 

Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up 

It's like nee naw bang b-bang nee naw bang b-bang nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang. 

If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up 

Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up 

It's like nee naw bang b-bang nee naw bang b-bang nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang. 

your drivin me crazy, thats what she said like she was Britney, 

Are u taking something you really shoudnt? your name aint Whitney, 

Stupid lil bitch dont you ever start a riot, 

If you wanna be startin somethin', why not start a diet? 

Now never ever ever ever bloody drink Stella, 

Cause it will send you spinnin like a helicopter propeller. 

Your nutty like nutela your peanut butter nutty bitch, 

Huh? Dont make me switch. 

[Chorus] 

If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up 

Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up 

It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang, 

If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up 

Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up 

It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang. 

She gave me a fat lip, what's you drinkin cats piss? 

You failed actress, I spat the blood on ya matress, 

you had 2 clean it up.. aww, 

you stupid fuck, 

did u jus call me a shmuck? 

Dont push ur luck! 

She broke my glasses, I tell you what they weren't cheap, 

Maybe she was jealous of the property that I keep. 

You P.I.G you should have grown up on the prairy, 

Bitch, never ever ever get lairy again. 

(Bitch, Bitch) 

[Chorus] 

If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up 

Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up 

It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang, 

If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up 

Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up 

It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw b-b-b-bang thats what i sang. 

See all of this to me was like one big deja-vu, 

I remember a coupla months ago when we had the same views. 

Some people hide their knives, but you should hide your brooms, 

Cuz when I get vexed well I kinda stay in this creepy mood 

ding-dong your turnin up on ma doorstep shoutin' like it's a sing-song, 

you dont wanna play around when i got my rings on 

why don't you just bounce like you are a ping-pong 

and stop actin like a cling-on. 

(Bitch, Bitch) 

[Chorus] 

If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up 

Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up 

It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang, 

If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up 

Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up 

It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw b-b-b-bang thats what i sang. 

[Talk:] 

Ok so this is what happened, 

She invited me to her house, 

An when i got there she was all likek 'rrrrr you drive me crazy crazy' 

My frends were der, her frends were there, 

She was just actin' lyk a goat 

'errrrrr sovereign you drive me craaazy!' 

Shut up, and never ever try n pop my lip again, 

cause' i will pick up your broom and I wont cleanin your house. 

'RRRRR she drive me craazyy!' 

Idiot.