Wild Turkey Lyrics - Country Boy's Paradise - Lacs

[Intro:] 

I got designated driver tonight 

So I thought that I might get drunk 

I told Jimmy that he could decide what I'm drinkin' 

Cause I didn't care what 

Summer party back in the woods 

About seven hundred people there 

I said I'd hit the karaoke machine 

And sang Garth in my underwear 

[Chorus:] 

And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey 

For the cussing and the gettin' loud 

I was surprised some ole boys didn't jump me 

Because they say that I was showin' out 

I'd like to thank everyone that didn't call the law 

To come and drag me in 

Last night you saw me drankin' Wild Turkey 

But you'll never see me drink it again 

[Verse 1:] 

Well they say that I was tryin' every girl that was hot 

Said I was hangin' up all up on them, if they were married or not 

Well my jaw was kinda hurtin' in the morning light 

Yep, I think it got slapped a couple dozen times 

Eleven twenty and ole Jimmy left an hour ago 

I'm purdy sure that he's the one who's gonna to carry me home 

Well my guts is feeling funny so I found me a spot 

I started calling dinosaurs right between two cars 

Well, played it off nice, I told them I was mentally I'll 

But when they smelt my breath they knew what it was 

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[Chorus:] 

And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey 

For the cussing and the gettin' loud 

I was surprised some ole boys didn't jump me 

Because they say that I was showin' out 

I'd like to thank everyone that didn't call the law 

To come and drag me in 

Last night you saw me drankin' Wild Turkey 

But you'll never see me drink it again 

[Verse 2:] 

Them turkey suds got me drunk 

I hit the ditch and rolled my truck 

I borrowed a car got it stuck 

Over the fenders up in mud 

A seventy six Pontiac I hope my friend don't want it back 

But if he does he'll probably cuss 

And try to fight and all that stuff 

Early morning waking up my breath stanking' feeling rough 

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough 

I had a good dinner but throwed it up 

Gettin' drunk a hour later 

Shot in the chest with a taser 

The cop said I hit my head 

Front page on the county paper 

[Chorus:] 

And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey 

For the cussing and the gettin' loud 

I was surprised some ole boys didn't jump me 

Because they say that I was showin' out 

I'd like to thank everyone that didn't call the law 

To come and drag me in 

Last night you saw me drankin' Wild Turkey 

But you'll never see me drink it again 

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