Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob
Daddy brought home a real winner, yeah
Wake the guest, drink the tea
For his holiday dinner
Uncle Bob walked through the door
He was built
He was fucking galore
The strength of his body
Was kind of a shock
The first time
He put Mike in a headlock
He crossed the line
Put his feet on the chair
Oh my God
How can we [Incomprehensible]
Uncle Bob, you're a drunken, fucking slob
Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob
Is there anybody out there who can fuck my face?
I have got a big, fat, ugly face
I want you to fuck it
Aww, alright