What The Hell Is Love Lyrics - The Great Subconscious Club - K's Choice

He was not so tall and rather fat 

Had a Labrador and a limping cat 

Born in a country with a broken heart 

Had enough money and a credit card 

Told bedtime stories to his teddy bear 

Gave him lots of hugs and a dress to wear 

Had a small apartment, what a lovely sight 

He watched MTV all night 

Where the hell was friendship 

He must have turned it off 

And most of all he wondered, "What is love 

What the hell is love?" 

He enjoyed the silence more and more 

As he heard the door slam right next door 

Had a fancy Parker and a diary 

In which he wrote some poetry 

And as he went to bed at night 

The cat's eyes gave him ample light 

To make him lie, awake and see 

The content of his misery 

Where the hell was friendship 

He must have turned it off 

And most of all he wondered, "What is love 

What the hell is love?"