I Can't Wake Up Lyrics - Return Of The Boom Bap - Krs One

What I want you to do is count to ten 

Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two 

On one, you will be asleep - one 

I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 

I'm dreamin, about bein a blunt 

I'm runnin around and I just can't wake up, hah! 

I'm dreamin, about bein a blunt, ho! 

I'm walkin around and I just can't wake up 

I'm tryin to wake up, I can't wake up 

So I run and jump, someone yelled, "Get that blunt!" 

Get that blunt now I'm thinking this is major 

I've got a bunch of people chasin me with a razor?! 

I don't like this dream as a blunt 

But I can't get out of it and I can't seem to wake up 

So I'm runnin and racin, blunt smokers are chasin 

This is insane, I'm caught by House of Pain 

I'm picked up, they said they gonna Put My Head Out 

They slit my back and all the tobacco fell out 

Now I'm hollowed wet thin and yes ready 

They poured the shumpang gently and re-wet me 

I'm in the mouth yo, I can't wake up 

Yo I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 

I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 

Check it out now, in the same attire here comes the fire 

OW they lit it, now I'm burnin by the minute 

But check it out, more heads came to chill 

Everlast took a pull and passed me to Cypress Hill 

Cypress Hill took a pull, lungs are full 

Who's next? I'm bein passed to Das EFX 

As they took a mad pull, smoke blows in heaps 

It's really smoky but I can still see Black Sheep 

Whoa! Black Sheep gets me, relights me 

Room is proper, now I'm passed off to Shabba 

Shabba's voice gets low like a tuba 

He said, "Me no follow no rumor" and passed me to Grand Puba 

I wasn't burnin right so Puba got mad at me 

And said, "Who rolled this?" and passed it to Kid Capri 

Kid Capri said, "I won't front! 

Pass it to Redman, he knows how to roll a blunt" 

Redman said, "No need to re-roll" 

He hit, relit it, and passed me to De La Soul 

De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin 

Now they're buggin cause they passed me to Bill Clinton 

Bill Clinton said, "I'll smoke but I won't inhale 

I'll only hit it twice," he got slapped by Greg Nice 

Now I fell on the floor, Greg Nice picked me up 

I'm bein smoked and I can't wake up 

I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 

Get me out of this, somebody wake me up 

I'm still on fire and I'm still bein smoked up 

Half my body is gone, now they're comin to my head 

Now my head is being pinched by Teddy Ted 

A crazy nightmare I got to go 

I got to wake up and I'm passed off to Yo-Yo 

Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady 

She didn't smoke, she passed me to Showbiz & A.G 

A.G. said, "Respect due seen" 

He got one big pull and passed me to Smooth B 

Smooth B, although he's talking to Teddy 

Took a hit and passed me to Fab 5 Freddy 

Freddy said, "Yo! There's nothing left pop" 

Looked at me in my face and passed me to Chubb Rock 

Chubb Rock said, "Yo Freddy chill! 

If you ever catch me smoking, just kick me in the grill" 

I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up 

I'm dreamin'