Smelly Nelly Lyrics - Hardware - Krokus

You know crazy nelly 

She's crossed eyed and dumb 

She's dirty and she's smelly 

But she's got a lovely bum 

Her hair is bloody grotty 

Her breath stinks like the pest 

Her skin is dry and spotty 

But her arse is just the best 

She's gettin'easy money 

And welfare from the state 

Ooh! smelly nelly... you're so divine 

Ooh! smelly nelly... baby be mine 

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Her body's fat and flabby 

Her rotten teeth just stink 

Her clothes are torn and shabby 

But her lips are nice and pink 

Her nickers are encrusted 

With shit and bugs and lice 

This face is bruised and busted 

But her arse is paradise 

She's gettin'easy money 

And welfare from the state 

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