Jesus Was A Capricorn Lyrics - Kris Kristofferson

Jesus was a Capricorn 

He ate organic food 

He believed in love and peace 

And never wore no shoes 

Long hair, beard and sandals 

And a funky bunch of friends 

Reckon we'd just nail him up 

If he came down again 

'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on 

Who they can feel better than at any time they please 

Someone doin' somethin' dirty decent folks can frown on 

If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me 

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Eggheads cussing rednecks cussing 

Hippies for their hair 

Others laugh at straights who laugh at 

Freaks who laugh at squares 

Some folks hate the Whites 

Who hate the Blacks who hate the Klan 

Most of us hate anything that 

We don't understand 

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'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on 

Who they can feel better than at any time they please 

Someone doin' somethin' dirty decent folks can frown on 

If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me